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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Vikodin

I'm pretty positive I spell that wrong but I don't care. It's more like Vikings then and I like to think it's as awesome as the Norse people at stopping my face pain. Hi, my name is Trish and at age 35 my wisdomteeth that came in perfectly and were my pride and joy since age 17 TURNED ON ME and despite flossing and brushing and mouthwash got a case of the rot so yesterday morning I had them removed from my being and placed myself in a land of Jesus my face hurts and what do you mean I can't enjoy pizza for dinner but you can goddamnit!

Life is tough all over. In z case of serendipity, my friend Cheryl all the way in Texas went in on the same day for the same thing. Nutty! Then I had to call my cc company cuz they were afraid the charge for my teeth was fraudulent and the kind American lady told me she was going in tomorrow fir hers! What is this an outbreak???

Mind your teeth y'all, and remember to floss properly or the next cleaning you get will leave you looking like you lost a fight!

2 comments:

verna said...

My dentist tells me that flossing isn't enough and that I should brush my teeth in-betweens with these tiny sadistic brushes. I do it every now and then, but not everyday like I "should".
Got rid of my last wisdom teeth a year ago, thank goodness.

Pirate Trish said...

V:
I was given those as well except.... they don't fit!!! My teeth are close enough together that floss is a near problem. My mouth misses my wisdomteeth. I feel the backs of my molars... it feels bizarre!!